Yo mamma so...
So Old...
- Yo mamma so old
she has Jesus' beeper number!
- Yo mamma so old
that when God said let the be light, she hit the
switch'
- Yo mamma so old
I told her to act her own age, and the b**ch
died.
- Yo mamma so old
her social security number is 1!
- Yo mamma so old
that when she was in school there was no history
class.
- Yo mamma so old
she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
- Yo mamma so old
her birth certificate says expired on it.
- Yo mamma so old
she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
- Yo mamma so old
she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
- Yo mamma so old
she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
- Yo mamma so old
she's blind from the big bang
- Yo mamma so old
even God calls her mother!
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So Stupid...
- Yo mamma so
stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
- Yo mamma so
stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to
make-up her mind
- Yo mamma so
stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets
a bowl
- Yo mamma so
stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
- Yo mamma so
stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
- Yo momma so
stupid when she read on her job application to
not write below the dotted line she put
"O.K."
- Yo mama so
stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
- Yo mama so
stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
- Yo mamma so
stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
- Yo mama so
stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like
Nobel Prize winners.
- Yo mama so
stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own
back.
- Yo mama so
stupid when asked on an application,
"Sex?", she marked, "M, F and
sometimes Wednesday too."
- Yo mamma so
stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose
Jif.
- Yo mamma so
stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new
hamburger at McDonalds!
- Yo mamma so
stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day
care center.
- Yo mamma so
stupid she bought a video camera to record cable
TV shows at home.
- Yo mamma so
stupid that under "Education" on her
job application, she put "Hooked on
Phonics."
- Yo mamma so
stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was
heating your house.
- Yo mamma so
stupid she watches "The Three Stooges"
and takes notes.
- Yo mamma so
stupid she thought gangrene was another golf
course
- Yo mamma so
stupid she couldn't read an audio book
- Yo mamma so
stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7
day itch.
- Yo mamma so
stupid she thought the Nazis were saying
"Hi! Hitler"
- Yo mamma so
stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
- Yo mamma so
stupid She went to Disney world and saw a sign
that said "Disney world Left" so she
went home.
- Yo mamma so
stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on
and I said "guess" so she said Levi's
- Yo mamma so
stupid she told everyone that she was
"illegitimate" because she couldn't
read
- Yo mamma so
stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
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So
Nasty...
- Yo mamma so
nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the
stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her
shirt
- Yo mamma so
nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep
the crabs fresh!
- Yo mamma so
nasty she made speed stick slow down.
- Yo mamma so
nasty she brings crabs to the beach
- Yo mamma so
nasty she made right guard turn left.
- Yo mamma so
nasty she has to creep up on bath water.
- Yo mamma so
nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
- Yo mamma so
nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
- Yo mamma so
nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me
an ear infection.
- Yo mamma so
nasty lice consider her a great vacation place
- Yo mamma so
nasty she was declared quarantine since before
she was born
- Yo mamma so
nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death,
famine, disease and Yo mamma
- Yo mamma so
nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead
sea
- Yo mamma so
nasty skunks run from her
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So Ugly...
- Yo mamma so
ugly she looks out the window and got arrested
for mooning.
- Yo mamma so
ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off
the surveillence cameras
- Yo mamma so
ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said
"Sorry, no professionals."
- Yo mamma so
ugly just after she was born, her mother said
"What a treasure!" and her father said
"Yes, let's go bury it."
- Yo mamma so
ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for
Halloween.
- Yo mamma so
ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own
projects.
- Yo mamma so
ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip
joints.
- Yo mamma so
ugly she made an onion cry.
- Yo mamma so
ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck
to get the dogs to play with her.
- Yo mamma so
ugly when they took her to the beautician it took
12 hours... for a quote
- Yo mamma so
ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped
out!
- Yo mamma so
ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
- Yo mamma so
ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the
phone!
- Yo mamma so
ugly people go as her for Halloween.
- Yo mamma so
ugly she scares the roaches away.
- Yo mamma so
ugly that your father takes her to work with him
so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
- Yo mamma so
ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a
scarecrow
- Yo mamma so
ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because
he would rather kiss her ass.
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